50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.
Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs
If you could go anywhere in the world right now would it be to a “where” or to a “who”?
I was not prepared for this question